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Now available from our CafePress site:
the Nanohazard bumper sticker!
MOST POPULAR!
"NANOHAZARD"
Self-Replicating Agents
May Be Present in this Area


Our most popular T-shirt design ever! The first printing sold out before we could even get it on the Web site.

This T-shirt design and its "Nanohazard" symbol was inspired by Eric Drexler's book "Engines of Creation," and the possibility that self-replicating nanoscopic molecular robots could multiply out of control, covering all the earth in a gray goo.

Radiation hazard? So passé. Biohazard? Totally 20th-century. Be the first on your block to advertise the newest threat to human existance: nanohazardous technology!

White print on Black T; $15.95.

FEATURED DESIGN!
"Poly Dragon"
Polyamory "heart and infinity" logo in tribal style


This T-shirt adds a new twist to the popular "heart and infinity" symbol of polyamory, with the heart formed by two dragons in tribal tattoo style.

White print on Black T; $15.95.

POPULAR
any time, any place, our snipers can drop you
have a nice day

White print on Black T; $15.95.
Identity Zero

White print on Black T; $15.95.
sudo rm -R /

White print on Black T; $15.95.
Mostly Lesbian

White print on Black T; $15.95.
Jesus Loves You
I think you suck

White print on Black T; $15.95.
KGB (Cyrillic)

White print on Red or Black T; $15.95.