ABOUT US

Villain Tees is a company founded with a single, noble purpose: To enable you, our consumer whores customers, to piss off, offend, and otherwise annoy as many people as humanly possible. To that end, we have toiled long and hard to create cutting edge T-shirts designed for maximum offensive impact.

We're headquartered in Duluth, Georgia, where it rarely snows, but it often rains. Villain Tees was founded by Franklin, we also have a couple of other projects, including Xero, the small-press cyberpunk/industrial magazine; and SymToys, a maker of high-tech sex toys and games. Basically, we love creating things, especially if they offend people.

Here's some fine print for you to read:

Privacy

We collect personally identifiable information only for the purpose of answering inquiries or delivering products. We do not, and we never will, sell, rent, exchange, or otherwise release any of your private information for any reason with any other business entity. Any information you give us is used only for the purpose you've specified.

We don't engage in any commercial mailing or bulk emailing practices whatsoever. We will not spam you, nor give your email address to anyone else. Nor do we engage in any telephone solicitation, nor trade or distribute telephone numbers, names, mailing addresses, or any other personal information. We hate spammers, too.

We do retain records of orders, strictly for the purpose of inventory. These records are kept private and are not shared with any other entity except for the purpose of delivering products (for example, your shipping address is placed on the outside of any packages we send you, for obvious reasons).

Placing an online order

All orders placed online are handled by an SSL secure server. This helps protect sensitive information, such as credit card information, from prying eyes. Orders placed online are stored on our server using secure encryption, so even if our server should be hacked, no sensitive information will be released.

Online orders are handled by a shopping cart system hosted by our parent company, www.obsidianfields.com. You may view or modify your order as many times as you like before you place it; no information is sent to us until you decide to finalize your order.

Shipping

Orders are shipped via USPS from Duluth, Georgia. The return address for shipped orders is "1050 F Court Drive, Duluth, GA 30096."

The shipping charges on the Web order form do not accurately reflect shipping outside the continental United States. For such orders, you will be billed the actual shipping charges.

Please, take special care to make sure you give us your correct email address! Occasionally, people do not type their email address correctly. This can make it very difficult to contact you if we need to!

For any order, whether for products or for software registration, your credit card will reflect a charge from "Obsidian Fields, Inc."

Terms and Conditions

For orders shipped to the United States, we accept VISA and MasterCard.

Orders billed to any credit card must include the correct billing address for the credit card, even if the order is being shipped elsewhere.

We ship all orders as fast as we possibly can. Generally, this means 3-5 business days. Sometimes, however, orders may take as long as 4 weeks to ship. We try not to let that happen, though.