CATALOG

This is a less graphics-intensive overview of our fine offerings.

POLITICAL/SOCIAL

Machiavelli was right
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KGB
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identity zero
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any time, any place, our snipers can drop you; have a nice day
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Jesus Loves You; I think you suck
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The Most Parsimonious Explanation for Your Behavior Is...you're a dick
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innocent bystander
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LIFESTYLE

Poly Dragon
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Mostly Lesbian
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Pervert
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Hot Bi Babe
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Cruel Bitch
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Whore
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Slut
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Master
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Slave
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GEEK

Nanohazard
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Alpha Geek
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LEET (1337)
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fsck
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My dot-com burned through $30 MILLION in venture capital
and all I got was this LOUSY T-SHIRT
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sudo rm -R /
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